Dear Applebee's:

[dksm]

**Cough** I feel a sudden illness coming on.  I'm pretty sure some rare flu is going to hit me around next Saturday at noon, making it impossible for me to work that day.  I'm sure seeing Patrick Dempsey in Indy lots of rest and fluids will make me much better.  **Cough, cough**

Love, your faithful employee,

Brandi