Dear John Mayer...
May. 23rd, 2007 12:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dksmOn my old blog over on Xanga, I predicted the breakup of you and the soon to be the texture of a leather couch from all the tanning Jessica SImpson. Glad to see I was correct. Sadly, you did not go on MTV and cry unlike a certain other ex of hers which disappoints me because I find crying guys entertaining. Still, only good can come from leaving Daisy Duke so bravo for cutting the mullet. And thank you for making me laugh with the following:
